"Most of the time, if this unscripted moment happens, the star of the show (that's you, by the way) is blissfully unaware. That's right. While you're performing the Herculean task of bringing a new soul into the world, the professionals around you - the midwives, nurses, doulas and doctors - handle such occurrences with the finesse of a magician's sleight of hand. To them, it's just part of the beautiful, messy reality of birth, as noteworthy as the colour of socks you wore that day. Ask any of us if you pooped while pushing, and we will most probably tell you that we didn’t notice if you had.”